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  • Menu
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Our Menu

Brunch MenuLunch / Dinner MenuHappy HourSuper Bowl Togo Platters

Mimosa and Bloody Mary $6 .00 | Consuming raw or under cooked meat, seafood, or egg products can increase your risk of food borne illness

Specialties

Lumberjack

$18.00
Two eggs any style, Bacon or Sausage, homes fries, two pancakes

Steak & Eggs

$20.00
Two eggs any style, 8 oz. sirloin, home fries, and toast

Two Egg Breakfast

$15.00
Two eggs any style, choice of Bacon or Sausage, home fries, and toast

Chicken and Waffles

$16.00
Two buttermilk fried chicken served with two waffles and house maple syrup
French Toast photo

French Toast

$15.00
Home-made challah french toast served with butter and maple syrup

Breakfast Burrito

$14.00
Eggs, sausage, onion, peppers, and pepper jack cheese

Short Stack

$8.00

Four Egg Omelettes

Served with toast and home fries

Cheese

$13.00
Choice of Swiss, American, Cheddar, or Pepper Jack with home fries | Substitute Gouda or Feta Cheese +$1.00 | Add Sausage, Ham or Bacon +$2.00

Mediterranean

$15.00
Spinach, tomatoes, and feta

Western

$15.00
Red and green peppers, onion, ham and Swiss
Veggie photo

Veggie

$13.00
Mushrooms, peppers, and onion

A La Carte

Home Fries

$6.00

Smokehouse Pit Ham

$5.00

Thick Cut Bacon

$5.00

Sausage Patties

$5.00

Two Eggs Any Style

$5.00

Consuming raw or under cooked meat, seafood, or egg products can increase your risk of food borne illness

Starters

Wings

$15.00
Buffalo, old bay, sriracha honey-lime, BBQ

Sliders (3 or 6)

$15.00/+
American Cheese, fries | 3 - $15.00 | 6 - $19.00

Mozzarella Sticks

$11.00

Onion Rings

$12.00

Chicken Quesadilla

$13.00
Peppers, cilantro, onions, cheese, pico de gallo, jalapeƱo, sour cream

Stoney's Nachos

$15.00
Roasted pork, cheese sauce, jalapeƱos, pico de gallo
Calamari photo

Calamari

$15.00

Teddy Tots

$12.00
Sriracha honey lime cheese sauce, bacon, scallions
Pretzel photo

Pretzel

$12.00
Warmed, side of beer cheese

Grilled Cheese

Served with fries | Upcharge for tater tots or onion rings

Rocket photo

Rocket

$14.00
Arugula, melted Swiss, tomatoes, on multi-grain

Ham and Cheese

$14.00
American cheese, ham, on challah
Super Grilled Cheese photo

Super Grilled Cheese

$15.00
Bacon, tomato, onion, on challah

Thunderbird

$16.00
Turkey, gouda, bacon, pepperoncini relish, chipotle mayo, on sourdough
Original Grilled Cheese photo

Original Grilled Cheese

$12.00
Challah, American cheese

Boss Hog

$16.00
BBQ roasted pork, caramelized onion, gouda, on sourdough

Soup / Salads

Roasted Tomato Basil

$7.00/+
Cup - $7.00 | Bowl - $8.00

Chili w/ Cornbread

$7.00/+
Cup - $7.00 | Bowl - $8.00

French Onion

$8.00/Bowl

Black 'n' Bleu

$18.00
Sirloin, romaine, tomato, bleu cheese dressing, parmesan, croutons
Stoney's Cobb photo

Stoney's Cobb

$17.00
Grilled chicken, bacon, tomato, bleu cheese crumbles, egg, cucumber, ranch dressing

Rocket, Caesar, Greek, or House Salad

$12.00
Add Salmon +$8.00 | Add Sirloin +$9.00 | Add Chicken +$7.00

Specialties

Grilled Salmon photo

Grilled Salmon

$19.00
Lemon-dill, broccoli, mash potatoes

Salmon BLT

$18.00
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, lemon dill mayo, on multi-grain, fries

Fish & Chips

$18.00
Breaded cod, fries, cilantro-lime slaw

Chicken Alfredo

$17.00
Grilled chicken, bacon, arugula, tomato
Chicken Tenders photo

Chicken Tenders

$16.00
Parmesan crust, honey mustard, fries

Cuban

$15.00
Roasted pork, ham, Swiss, pickle, mustard, fries

Steak & Cheese

$15.00
Grilled onions, peppers, American cheese, fries

Turkey Club

$16.00
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, fries

Tony's Pastrami

$16.00
Swiss, mustard, on rye, cilantro-lime slaw

Reuben

$16.00
1000 island, Swiss, sauerkraut on rye, potato salad

Crab Cake Sandwich

$20.00
Jumbo lump crab, lemon dill tarter sauce, fries

Chicken Sandwiches

Served with fries | Upcharge for tater tots or onion rings

Stoney's

$16.00
Swiss, bacon, lettuce, tomato

Cajun Cheddar

$16.00
Cajun seasoning, chipotle mayo, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato

Buffalo

$16.00
Buffalo sauce, bleu cheese crumbles, lettuce, tomato

Reuben Chicken

$16.00
Swiss, cilantro-lime slaw, Russian dressing, potato salad

Burgers

Served with fries | Upcharge for tater tots or onion rings

Black 'n' Bleu

$16.00
Cajun seasoning, bleu cheese crumbles, grilled onions
Texas photo

Texas

$17.00
Bacon, cheddar cheese, cilantro-lime slaw BBQ sauce, grilled onions

Stoney's

$15.00
Gouda cheese, Stoney's sauce

Hamburger

$14.00
Lettuce, tomato

Cheeseburger

$15.00
American cheese, lettuce, tomato

Bacon Cheeseburger

$16.00
Bacon, lettuce, tomato

Weekly Special

Tuna Melt

American cheese, home-made tuna salad, served with potato salad

Mahi Mahi Tacos

Two fried tacos with cilantro-lime slaw, peppers, onion, & sour cream
Make Your Own Pizza: photo

Make Your Own Pizza:

$12.00/+
Personal $12.00, Toppings +$0.99 each | Full Size $14.00, Toppings +$1.29 each | Bacon, Pepperoni, Chicken, Onions, Sausage, Anchovies, Mushrooms, Kalamata Olives, Green Peppers, Tomato, Ham, Red Peppers, Broccoli

Mac & Cheese

Buffalo

$16.00
Grilled chicken, buffalo cheese sauce, celery, bleu cheese crumbles, cornbread

Bacon - Sriracha

$15.00
Bacon, honey-lime sriracha cheese sauce, green onions, cornbread

Mac & Cheese

$14.00
Homemade cheese sauce, parmesan, cornbread

Sides

House Salad

$7.00

Caesar Salad

$7.00

Greek Salad

$7.00

Tater Tots

$6.00

French Fries

$6.00

Onion Rings

$6.00

Potato Salad

$5.00

Mac & Cheese

$8.00

Mash Potato

$5.00

Cilantro Lime Slaw

$5.00

Broccoli

$6.00

Dessert

Brownie Sundae with Ice Cream

Monday thru Friday 5 pm-6 pm | Consuming raw or under cooked meat, seafood, or egg products can increase your risk of food borne illness

Happy Hour Drink Specials

House Wine

$6.00
Chardonnay or Canbernet Sauvignon

Rail Drink

$6.00
House- vodka, rum, gin, tequila, whiskey

Narragansett

$4.00

Goose IPA

$6.00

Mango Cart

$6.00

Stoneys Amber

$6.00

Happy Hour Food Specials

Wings

$10.00
Buffalo, BBQ, sriracha honey-lime, or old bay

Personal Cheese Pizza

$7.00
Toppings are an additional +$0.99

Large 12' Cheese Pizza

$11.00
Toppings are an additional +$1.25

3 Cheeseburger Slider

$9.00
Served with fries

Basket of Onion Rings

$6.00
Served with a side of honey mustard

Superbowl Carryout Specials

All carryout items will come in aluminium pans

Wings

$37.00/+
25 - $37.00 | 50 - $62.00 | 75 - $82.00 | 100 - $100.00 | Buffalo, BBQ, Sriracha Honey-Lime, Old Bay, or Dry. Choice of Bleu Cheese or Ranch

Chicken Tenders

$50.00/+
25 - $50.00 | 50 - $100.00 | Choice of Honey Mustard, or Ranch

Sliders

$65.00/+
25 - $65.00 | 50 - $120.00 | Choice of Cheeseburger or BBQ Pulled Pork

Large 2 Topping Pizza

$12.00

Large Tater Tots, Onion Rings

$35.00

Large Fries

$20.00
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